Singer wanted for the spookiest band to ever exist

How spooky are you? Are you a level 666 spookster?

Can you sing?

Can you sing well?

Can you wail and scream like a banshee with a splinter and several paper cuts?

Can you spell Apoptygma Berzerk and know what the VNV in VNV Nation means?

Actually, if you sorta just mostly dress in black and can sing a bit and or maybe just know how the chorus to Love Will Tear Us Apart goes, then *even if* The Crow isn't your favourite film, you still might be okay for this project.

If you can play any sort of instrument, or know how f*&%!!cking Logic Pro works, and how to sort out that f*£%ing stupid vocal isolation setting bit, that would be even better.

Songs written. Very, very spooky songs. Woooooooo...

Come sing them.

In the dark. At midnight.

In a graveyard.

No... just a nice warm practice room at sensible times really. Honest.