looking to get weird and funny

Bear with me on this...

I'm an aspiring comedy writer/performer with bad vocals looking to create something weird/funny. I'm looking for anyone with an instrument to help.

I'm starting a project (my idea is mostly on social media -but I'd never say no to one day doing something live), where we combine the strange lyrics and vocals that I love writing, with your musical instrument touching talent, and create funny music videos with them (also may include home made puppets - another side project I'd like to connect)

I like writing funny and weird songs (think Vic and Bob / Frank Zappa)

I'd like to have a weird goth / drag queen style myself with visual influences from Hedwig & the angry inch, Bambie Thug, Creeper, Alice Cooper, Avril Lavigne).

Sound: everything (leonard cohen, alice cooper, sex pistols, steve harley & cockney rebel )

Mostly comedy songs, but may include a small dollop of anti-hate songs, short weird poems & whatever)

Some of my written lyrics include themes such as hair washes, beavers, becoming a janitor and f**king around with someone's tv remote)

I hope to find someone/people who don't mind creating something weird.

I'm mid thirties.

I don't have a place to practice unfortunately.